This is Harley. He is a young buck. He likes to hang out under the bushes by my house. He lets me sit and read with him. Sometimes I feed him apples.
oh no. oh no oh no. i literally just said ‘oh no ’ out loud. i cannot handle this dear face. these sweet eyes. hiding behind a simple l eaf. i cannot do this. deer you have ru ine d me.
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
i’m too high for this lmfaoo
I laugh every single time.
I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad
i cant believe your mom is a fish
you can’t just call someone’s mom a fish. She’s obviously an Aquatic-American.