Whoever leaked Jen’s nudes…
And I knew that I would love you for as long as you’d let me
And I haven’t caught my breath since the moment that we met
i break in two over you
i break in two, and each piece of me dies
and only you can give the breath of life;
but you don’t see me, you don’t
This is Harley. He is a young buck. He likes to hang out under the bushes by my house. He lets me sit and read with him. Sometimes I feed him apples.
oh no. oh no oh no. i literally just said ‘oh no ’ out loud. i cannot handle this dear face. these sweet eyes. hiding behind a simple l eaf. i cannot do this. deer you have ru ine d me.
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
i’m too high for this lmfaoo
I laugh every single time.